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SEER OF MIND
Your Name is TERZAI PYROPE. You are 10 SOLAR SWEEPS OLD and BLIND from unfortunate events that befell you during your earlier days of youth. You participated in a game called sGruB which destroyed your home world and created a new one for you and your teammates after completing it. By day You now take responsibility in teaching and training the newer generation in the ways of the LEGISLACERATOR. You also handle LAW ENFORCEMENT, DRAGON BREEDING and TAMING, and work on your GADGETRY and CHALK ART on your free time. By night however you lead a secret life of VIGILANTISM, handling cases that the law turns a blind eye to. You know the repercussions and don't care, because you're fairly sure that no one wants to go up against an entire FOREST full of DRAGONS.

M!A:

4BOUT R3L4T1ONSH1PS H34DC4NONS OUT OF T4ST3 SUBM1T
OB4M4 CH3RR13S

turntechgodkid:

terzaipyrope:

You pause for a bit, wondering what else Earth had that you wanted.

YOUR3 1N T3X4S R1GHT? 1M 4SSUM1NG TH4TS WH3R3 MOST OF TH3 STR1D3RS OR1G1N4T3 FROM. 4NYW4Y. 1 H34RD FROM 4 G1RL V3RS1ON OF YOU TH4T YOU GUYS 4R3 F4MOUS FOR M4K1NG R34LLY B1G 4ND R34LLY SP1CY STUFF TH3R3.

1D L1K3 SOM3 OF YOUR SP1C13ST HOT S4UC3S 4ND 4 G14NT BURG3R 4ND C1NN4MON BUN

yeah i am oh shit sure

Dave picks up some high grade tabasco sauce and a cinnamon bun before checking out to outback for a higher quality burger than walmarts

aight got the goods on my way

He sprints home.

OH! TH4T W4S QU1CK. THOUGH YOU 4R3 4 N1NJ4 SO 1M NOT SURPR1S3D.

TH4NKS. 

put a “<3” and i’ll tell you about someone i care about, without any names.

put a “>:” and i’ll tell you something i dislike about myself.

put a “<:” and i’ll tell you something i like about myself.

Put a “>:c” and i’ll tell you something that pissed me off.

Put a “#” and i’ll tell you the last thing i lied about.

Put a “*” and i’ll tell you a secret

(Source: yourmypassion)

terzaipyrope sent:

✺ >Is also licking the door.

tyrantcrown:

terzaipyrope:

tyrantcrown:

terzaipyrope:

tyrantcrown:

Visitors now? You just want to finish the damn paperwork you have to do and go to sleep but nooo someone has to come here, well, you go and open the door, finding out this young Pyrope boy licking the door

can u please stop doin that

>You chuckle and enter the room sparkling and glowing  a flickering gold.

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SORRY 3MPR3SS.  1 GOT TH3 ST4R POW3R FOR 4 D4Y! SO 1M GONN4 L1CK 4LL YOUR STUFF OK4Y? OK4Y.

You are not in the mood, you are not in even something close to the mood of taking this shit. Somehow and for some reason you suddenly feel a sore rage building up inside you, but your expression doesnt change, your eyes are stuck on him like you are stabbing him with them. Suddenly, everything about him makes you feel more and more upset.

You walk toward him and stand in front of his figure with the same neutral expression from before. You just reach him and grab his clothes to then rise him a bit.

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listen buoy im naut in the mood for your shinny goldy shit and habing you lickin my stuff

behave

oar want me to make u

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HMMM…

1 KNOW 1 SHOULD B3 SC4RR3D BUT 1 C4NT B3 R1GHT C4US3 OF TH3 ST4R POW3R TH1NG. BUT L3T M3 4SK YOU SOM3. 1F 1 S41D NO 4ND 1 JUST GO 4H34D 4ND L1CK YOUR STUFF 4NYW4Y W1THOUT YOU STOPP1NG M3. WH1CH YOU C4NT 4T TH3 MOM3NT C4US3 4G41N ST4R POW3RS. 

1F TH3 POW3RS W3R3 TO L3TS S4Y W34R OFF 4ND  YOU M4N4G3 TO C4TCH M3 TH3N. ON 4 SC4L3 OF ONE TO TEN HOW MUCH SH1T WOULD 1 B3 1N?

do you understand that im just askin you to gimme a fuckin break and you cant even do that cuz you think it’s too funny to come bothering me when i just dont need it

> With a swing of your arm you let him go in the air so his body would be thrown without strength to the door

u know what
i dont care
im too frustrated and upset and tired to care

> You walk past him and step out the room

naut that a brat would understand somefin so simple so
whatevs

W3LL 4R3NT YOU TH3 P4RTY POOP3R? 

You chuckle a bit, and follows her out.

COM3 ON NOW 1 W4SNT R34LLY GO1NG TO L1CK YOUR STUFF. 1 KNOW MY BOUND4R13S. SO WH4TS WRONG? YOUR3 CL34RLY 4NNOY3D W1TH SOM3TH1NG OTH3R TH4N M3. 

M4YB3 1 C4N H3LP?

OB4M4 CH3RR13S

turntechgodkid:

Dave picks up a bag full of the chalk and steps up onto the transportalizer pad, digging up the code to get the estimated coordinates as he fires off another message

im gonna deliver this rad shit in person

prepare yourself for my coolness yo

OH NO! HOW3V3R W1LL MY BODY B3 R34DY FOR 4LL TH4T R4W COOLN3SS 1N P3RSON? 

You replied, with a chuckle and a bit of sarcasm behind it. It has been a while since you last encountered a cool kid Strider, so your body probably won’t be ready.

H3H3H3 4LSO WH1L3 YOUR3 S3ND1NG M3 TH3 CH4LKS C4N YOU G3T M3 SOM3 OF THOS3 CR4YOL4 FUN D1P C4ND13S? 1 H34R YOU H4V3 THOS3 ON YOUR PL4N3T 4ND 1V3 B33N M34N1NG TO TRY THOS3.

Dave pauses and he nods as he makes a dash for the store and picks up one in each flavor. 

yeah got some you want anything else??

He waits for a reply, smiling to himself, damn it had been a while since he was able to actually visit someone on alternia

You pause for a bit, wondering what else Earth had that you wanted.

YOUR3 1N T3X4S R1GHT? 1M 4SSUM1NG TH4TS WH3R3 MOST OF TH3 STR1D3RS OR1G1N4T3 FROM. 4NYW4Y. 1 H34RD FROM 4 G1RL V3RS1ON OF YOU TH4T YOU GUYS 4R3 F4MOUS FOR M4K1NG R34LLY B1G 4ND R34LLY SP1CY STUFF TH3R3.

1D L1K3 SOM3 OF YOUR SP1C13ST HOT S4UC3S 4ND 4 G14NT BURG3R 4ND C1NN4MON BUN

(Source: terzaipyrope)

subjuggulatorterezi sent:

H3Y BROZ41!

subjuggulatorterezi:

terzaipyrope:

subjuggulatorterezi:

terzaipyrope:

subjuggulatorterezi:

terzaipyrope:

H3Y S1SR3Z1! WH4TS UP?

4 C4LM V4NT4S…

YOU’R3 LY1NG! 1 KNOW YOU 4R3!

H3H3H3 1TS TRU3!

H3R SHOUTY S1D3 COM3S OUT BUT ONLY 1F YOU OFF3ND H3R. OR G3T 1N H3R P3RSON4L SP4C3. OR D1STURB H3R DUR1NG WORK. 1 KNOW TH3R3S ON3 MOR3 TH1NG BUT 1 C4NT R3M3MB3R, BUT 1M SUR3 1LL F1ND OUT N3XT T1M3 W3 T4LK.

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TH1S 1S B34UT1FUL.

B34UT1FUL >:? HOW SO?

1 DUNNO. JUST…1T 1S.

ODD 4NSW3R BUT 1LL T4K3 1T. >:]

terzaipyrope sent:

✺ >Is also licking the door.

tyrantcrown:

terzaipyrope:

tyrantcrown:

Visitors now? You just want to finish the damn paperwork you have to do and go to sleep but nooo someone has to come here, well, you go and open the door, finding out this young Pyrope boy licking the door

can u please stop doin that

>You chuckle and enter the room sparkling and glowing  a flickering gold.

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SORRY 3MPR3SS.  1 GOT TH3 ST4R POW3R FOR 4 D4Y! SO 1M GONN4 L1CK 4LL YOUR STUFF OK4Y? OK4Y.

You are not in the mood, you are not in even something close to the mood of taking this shit. Somehow and for some reason you suddenly feel a sore rage building up inside you, but your expression doesnt change, your eyes are stuck on him like you are stabbing him with them. Suddenly, everything about him makes you feel more and more upset.

You walk toward him and stand in front of his figure with the same neutral expression from before. You just reach him and grab his clothes to then rise him a bit.

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listen buoy im naut in the mood for your shinny goldy shit and habing you lickin my stuff

behave

oar want me to make u

HMMM…

1 KNOW 1 SHOULD B3 SC4RR3D BUT 1 C4NT B3 R1GHT C4US3 OF TH3 ST4R POW3R TH1NG. BUT L3T M3 4SK YOU SOM3. 1F 1 S41D NO 4ND 1 JUST GO 4H34D 4ND L1CK YOUR STUFF 4NYW4Y W1THOUT YOU STOPP1NG M3. WH1CH YOU C4NT 4T TH3 MOM3NT C4US3 4G41N ST4R POW3RS. 

1F TH3 POW3RS W3R3 TO L3TS S4Y W34R OFF 4ND  YOU M4N4G3 TO C4TCH M3 TH3N. ON 4 SC4L3 OF ONE TO TEN HOW MUCH SH1T WOULD 1 B3 1N?

theonewhoisnotshort:

lowkeywalker:

come-to-my-world:

Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!

they made

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characters

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for

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every

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single

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element

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of the

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periodic

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table!

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And also they made this

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and this

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*new ship* 

There’s even a granny!

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It’s like

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superheros

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(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)

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and humans

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and there are

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twins!!

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And Bethoveen

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THEY MADE THOR

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And there’s also this which made me laugh

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I can’t! 

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(source)

this is the coolest shit b.

Potassium looks a bit like Eridan.

mapleyomega sent:

Send ∅ for my muse’s opinion about yours.

YOUR3 4N 1NTR1GU1NG HUM4N. 1LL G1V3 YOU TH4T. YOUR3 4BNORM4LLY HOP3FUL. 4T L34ST  BY TROLL ST4ND4RDS.

YOUR3 4LSO 4 WUSS. BUT YOUR3 4N 4DOR4BL3 WUSS.

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DEAR ALMOST EVERY ANIME EVER:

businessmeme:

dramatical-harmony:

  • BOOBS DO NOT HAVE SOUND EFFECTS
  • BOOBS DO NOT BLOW IN THE WIND
  • BOOBS DO NOT STAND STRAIGHT UP
  • BOOBS CAN NOT BE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD
  • NIPPLES SHOULD NOT BE LONGER/BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL BREAST
  • THEY ARE NOT PERFECTLY SPHERICAL 
  • THEY DO NOT BOUNCE BACK WHEN SOMETHING HITS THEM
  • AND THEY ARE NOT GRAVITY DEFYING 

we have a anime tity hater

I find it really funny that there are still people who take anime boobs seriously. 

How Terezi sees everyone else

yaexrae:

blindcaius:

pigbuster:

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Reblogged solely for the sake of screaming Karkat cherry

GAHAHAHAHAHA. 8D