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SEER OF MIND
Your Name is TERZAI PYROPE. You are 10 SOLAR SWEEPS OLD and BLIND from unfortunate events that befell you during your earlier days of youth. You participated in a game called sGruB which destroyed your home world and created a new one for you and your teammates after completing it. You now take responsibility in teaching and training the newer generation in the ways of the LEGISLACERATOR. You also handle LAW ENFORCEMENT, DRAGON BREEDING and TAMING, and work on your GADGETRY and CHALK ART on your free time.

M!A:

4BOUT R3L4T1ONSH1PS H34DC4NONS OUT OF T4ST3 SUBM1T

dragondicks:

now stop asking

+cartervantas

cartervantas:

terzaipyrope:

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YO

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SUP

WH4TCH4 DOOOOO1N?

terzaipyrope sent:

“G1MM3 G1MM3 G1MM3!”

kaekatvantas:

terzaipyrope:

kaekatvantas:

11. a back massage

FINE. GET OVER HERE AND SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.

 

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OH SHUT UP 4ND DO 1T. 1TS R3L4X1NG. L1K3 1 WOULD 3V3N TRY 4NYTH1NG W1TH TH4T FR4NK3NM3T4L H4ND W1TH1N PUNCH1NG D1ST4NC3.

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FINE.

==> You close your eyes. It’s tight and forced. You really didn’t want to close them. 

You crack you knuckles and shakes you hands before starting. Almost right away you feel some tension and a popping sensation. 

WHO4 YOU 4R3 R34LLY T3NS3 B4CK H3R3. NO WOND3R YOUR3 SO D4MN GRUMPY.

shinjaninja:

domain-of-the-bored:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The greatest moment in cinematic history

(Source: genesis-bernkastel)

+cartervantas

YO

+punnymaid

punnymaid:

terzaipyrope:

punnymaid:

terzaipyrope:

punnymaid:

terzaipyrope:

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H3Y TH3R3 M3G1DO. >:]

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well hey there pyr0pe 0_0

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HOWS MY NOT SO D34D STR4WB3RRY FR13ND TOD4Y?

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chillin like a villain

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D4444YUM NOW TH4TS SOM3 S3R1OUS CH1LL1N TH3R3. YOU MUST B3 ON3 OF THOS3 H4RDCOR3 CH1LL3RS TH4T COMP3T3 FOR TH3 CH1LL3R OF TH3 SW33P. H3H3H3

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0h

f0r sure

im pretty chill

im like abs0lute zer0

4WW Y34H. 

4ND TH3Y S4Y STR1D3RS 4R3 TH3 COOL ON3S. TH3Y CL34RLY H4V3NT M3T 4 M3G1DO.

REBLOG 3 days ago 7
tags: #punnymaid
terzaipyrope sent:

“G1MM3 G1MM3 G1MM3!”

kaekatvantas:

terzaipyrope:

kaekatvantas:

11. a back massage

FINE. GET OVER HERE AND SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.

 

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OK4Y, NOW CLOS3 YOUR 3Y3S. >:]

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WHY DO I HAVE TO CLOSE MY EYES FOR A BACK MASSAGE?

OH SHUT UP 4ND DO 1T. 1TS R3L4X1NG. L1K3 1 WOULD 3V3N TRY 4NYTH1NG W1TH TH4T FR4NK3NM3T4L H4ND W1TH1N PUNCH1NG D1ST4NC3.

+punnymaid

punnymaid:

terzaipyrope:

punnymaid:

terzaipyrope:

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H3Y TH3R3 M3G1DO. >:]

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well hey there pyr0pe 0_0

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HOWS MY NOT SO D34D STR4WB3RRY FR13ND TOD4Y?

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chillin like a villain

D4444YUM NOW TH4TS SOM3 S3R1OUS CH1LL1N TH3R3. YOU MUST B3 ON3 OF THOS3 H4RDCOR3 CH1LL3RS TH4T COMP3T3 FOR TH3 CH1LL3R OF TH3 SW33P. H3H3H3

REBLOG 4 days ago 7
tags: #punnymaid
terzaipyrope sent:

“G1MM3 G1MM3 G1MM3!”

kaekatvantas:

terzaipyrope:

kaekatvantas:

11. a back massage

FINE. GET OVER HERE AND SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.

 

COM3 ON. 

You pat the space in front of you calling her over.

COM3 NOW S1T S1T.

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You huff and walk over to him and sit in a chair.

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OK I’M SITTING.

OK4Y, NOW CLOS3 YOUR 3Y3S. >:]

terzaipyrope sent:

“G1MM3 G1MM3 G1MM3!”

kaekatvantas:

terzaipyrope:

kaekatvantas:

11. a back massage

FINE. GET OVER HERE AND SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.

1D R4TH3R G1V3 YOU ON3.

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NO FUNNY STUFF 1 PROM1S3. 1 JUST C4N T3LLL YOUV3 B33N UND3R 4 LOT OF STR3SS L4T3LY.

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……I DON’T KNOW.

COM3 ON. 

You pat the space in front of you calling her over.

COM3 NOW S1T S1T.